Now, however, it's The Spoof satirizing John Paul Jones, with a piece on the beautification of John Paul Jones:
Former Led Zeppelin member John Paul Jones has been beautified after undergoing major cosmetic surgery in Los Angeles.
The 65 year old bassist has spent 3 weeks at the exclusive Rodeo Drive Plastic Surgery in an attempt to get rid of the pitted skin that has afflicted him since a bad bout of teenage acne.
Its also understood that Jones has been given a number of botox injections designed to eradicate his laughter lines.
This piece comes the day after Pope Benedict beautified his predecessor, Pope John Paul, in Rome.
Next, Saint Jimmy Page.